100+ Joker Quotes- The best one’s you’ve ever heard

There’s almost no one who is unaware of the most iconic super-villian, the Joker (Heath Ledger). Probably, everyone has watched his outstanding performances in Batman The Dark Night Arises, Suicide Squad and of-course the legendary one which released in 2019, Joker (played by Joaquin Pheonix). So, we decided why not give the character a tribute by collecting the best joker quotes and sharing it with you.

The joker quotes are always amazing and have a deep meaning related to it. Make sure to share these awesome joker quotes with your friends and family.

 

Joker Quotes, Heath Ledger Joker Quotes, The Joker Quotes

 

  • “Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.”

 

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  • “If you’re good at something, never do it for free.”
  • “Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!
  • “‎”Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos…”
  • “As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.”

 

heath ledger joker quotes

 

  • “Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things.”
  • “What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger!”
  • “Why so serious? >:)”
  • “They Laugh At Me Because I’m Different. I laugh At Then Because They’re all the same”
  • “I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.”

 

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Harley Quinn and Joker Quotes, Harley Quinn Joker Quotes

 

  • “Their morals, their code; it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They’re only as good as the world allows them to be. You’ll see- I’ll show you. When the chips are down these, uh, civilized people? They’ll eat each other. See I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.”
  • Nobody panics when things go according to plan, even if the plan is horrifying!

 

harley quinn joker quotes

 

  • “The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.”
  • “I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stronger.”
  • “And…here…we…go…”
  • If you are good at something, never do it for free.

 

harley quinn and joker quotes

 

  • “I’m only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin deep. If you could see inside, I’m really crying. You might join me for a weep.”
  • “Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city!”
  • “I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy.”
  • “You ever dance with the devil in pale moonlight?”
  • “Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.”
  • “I am not someone who is loved. I’m an idea. A state of mind.”

 

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Joker Quotes Dark Knight, Joker Quotes The Dark Knight

 

  • “If you are good at something, never do it for free.”
  • “Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?”
  • Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things.

 

joker quotes the dark knight

 

  • “Now that’s a spicy meat-a-ball!”
  • “If you don’t like the movie, I’ve got slides.”
  • “Madness, as you know, is like gravity, all it needs is a little push.”
  • Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos…

 

joker quotes dark knight

 

  • Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
  • “Rumour has it, Christmas is a time to share with family.”
  • “Someone get me off this crazy dumbwaiter. I can’t breathe.”
  • As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.
  • Nobody panics when things go “according to plan”. Even if the plan is horrifying!

 

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Best Joker Quotes, Famous Joker Quotes

 

  • If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
  • Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos…
  • What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stronger!
  • Some people want to see you fail. Disappoint them!

 

best joker quotes

 

  • Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city!
  • It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!
  • Let’s put a smile on that face!
  • Why so serious?

 

famous joker quotes

 

  • And I thought my jokes were bad.
  • Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… *do* things.
  • The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight, you’re gonna break your one rule.
  • Those mob fools want you gone. So, they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there’s no going back. You’ve changed things…forever.

 

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Harley and Joker Quotes, Joker Quotes to Harley

 

  • The strongest hearts have the most scars!

 

harley and joker quotes

 

  • Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos, I’m an agent of chaos, and you know the thing about chaos? It’s fair.
  • I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no you, you complete me.
  • You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, you know how I got these scars?
  • Tell your men, “They work for me now!”

 

joker quotes to harley

 

  • If the police expect to play against the Joker, they’d better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!
  • I took Gotham’s white knight and I brought him down to our level. Madness, as you know, is a lot like gravity, all it takes is a little push.
  • Do you want to know why I use a knife? You see, guns are too quick. You can’t savour all of the little…emotions. In their last moments, people show you who they really are. So, in a way…I knew your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?
  • Very neat! That ugly head of yours does have a brain!
  • One by One, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town, will follow my fall.
  • Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.
  • They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dance routine — and it would never be enough. No, I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it.

 

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Joker Movie Quotes, The Joker Movie Quotes, Joker Quotes 2019

 

  • April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin
  • The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!

 

joker movie quotes

 

  • And he didn’t die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn’t get to sleep that night. That was the last time I’d used crushed glass…
  • Live…and in person! The Caliph of Clowns, the Grand Mogul of Mountebanks, the One and Only JOKER! Pre-recorded for this time zone.
  • The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time!
  • Don’t test the monster in me!

 

joker quotes 2019

 

  • I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman!
  • Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still, you can’t say we didn’t show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there… in the asylum. Just don’t forget — if it ever gets too tough… there’s always a place for you here.
  • The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!
  • Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
  • I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world’s first fully functioning homicidal artist.
  • Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?

 

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Joker Quotes Joaquin Pheonix, Jack Nicholson Joker Quotes

 

  • As though we were made for each other… Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I’ll rip their lungs out.
  • I’m of a mind to make some mookie.
  • No matter the situation, always wear a smile.

 

joker quotes joaquin pheonix

 

  • It’s a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?
  • They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper!
  • Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick.
  • I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stronger!

 

jack nicholson joker quotes

 

  • We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.
  • The only sensible way to live is without rules.
  • I’m different, f*ck your opinion.
  • It’s not about money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!
  • See, this is how crazy Batman’s made Gotham! If you want order in Gotham, Batman must take off his mask and turn himself in. Oh, and every day he doesn’t, people will die, starting tonight. I’m a man of my word.

 

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Suicide Squad Joker Quotes, Joker Quotes Suicide Squad, Joker Quotes from Suicide Squad

 

  • I like you, but I want to kill you.
  • Does it depress you? To know just how alone you really are.
  • You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with. Nothing to do with all your strength.
  • “They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because they are all the same!”

 

joker quotes from suicide squad

 

  • Tell me something, my friend, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
  • As my plastic surgeon always says; If you gotta go, go with a smile.
  • Would ya like fries with that.
  • “It’s not about money…it’s about sending a message. Everything burns!”
  • “Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can’t savour all the… little emotions…you see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are. So in a way, I know your friends better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were cowards?”
  • “Very poor choice of words.”

 

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So that was an awesome collection of joker quotes from our side. Make sure you keep visiting this post as we keep on updating the collection of quotes frequently. Also, if you know some other interesting joker quotes that we might have missed, then please do share them with us in the comment section below. Till then, stay tuned!

 

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